Totally Fake Dispensaries in Oklahoma
420 Phantom Blvd, Oklahoma City, OK 73102
405-555-0101
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Legalize Way, Oklahoma City, OK 73103
405-555-0202
Mon-Fri 10am-8pm, Sat-Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
7 Wishful Way, Tulsa, OK 74103
918-555-0303
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
100 Green Dream Ave, Tulsa, OK 74104
918-555-0404
Daily 9am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
200 Sooner Blvd, Norman, OK 73069
405-555-0505
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
3 Fantasy Flats Rd, Broken Arrow, OK 74012
918-555-0606
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
77 Wichita Pass, Lawton, OK 73501
580-555-0707
Mon-Fri 9am-8pm, Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
5 Highrise Hollow, Edmond, OK 73003
405-555-0808
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
42 Tornado Alley, Moore, OK 73160
405-555-0909
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
9 Contrail Court, Midwest City, OK 73110
405-555-1010
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
101 Wheat Dream Drive, Enid, OK 73701
580-555-1111
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
8 Cowboy Circle, Stillwater, OK 74074
405-555-1212
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
6 Bricktown Blaze Blvd, Oklahoma City, OK 73104
405-555-1313
Mon-Sat 9am-11pm, Sun 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
14 Art Deco Dream, Tulsa, OK 74119
918-555-1414
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
55 Campus Corner Crescent, Norman, OK 73072
405-555-1515
Mon-Sat 10am-10pm, Sun 11am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
16 Gentry Glen, Edmond, OK 73025
405-555-1616
Tue-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
17 Artillery Ave, Lawton, OK 73502
580-555-1717
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
18 Rose Garden Run, Broken Arrow, OK 74011
918-555-1818
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
19 Petroleum Pkwy, Enid, OK 73703
580-555-1919
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
20 Payne County Path, Stillwater, OK 74075
405-555-2020
Mon-Sun 9am-10pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
Imaginary Brands
and 38 more imaginary brands...
Featured Fake Products
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
A smooth hybrid with red dirt earthiness and blueberry notes. Imaginary but v...
by Sooner Premium Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic OG Kush grown in fictional Red Dirt soil. Earthy, piney, and entirely...
by Red Dirt Cultivars
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Sticky and resinous, this Gorilla Glue phenotype is said to have Cherokee her...
by Cherokee Highlands Flower Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.5%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
GSC grown along the fictional Cimarron River, with cookie sweetness and Oklah...
by Cimarron Valley Greens
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Fuel-forward sativa with imaginary Osage roots. Energizing and entirely ficti...
by Osage Nation Organics
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic indica as calming as a waterfall, as imaginary as Oklahoma's cannabis...
by Turner Falls Terp Farm
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Dense, frosted Wedding Cake nugs as rocky and imaginary as the Wichita Mounta...
by Wichita Mountains Herb House
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet and creamy Gelato grown in the fictional green hills of northeast Oklah...
by Green Country Gardens
Flower / Indica
THC 19.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Fruity Zkittlez with Oklahoma rainbow energy. Taste the imaginary spectrum.
by Sooner State Haze Collective
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Premium Runtz with a candy profile and fictional Red Dirt terroir that doesn'...
by Red Dirt Reserve Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 28.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Pungent GMO Cookies with garlic, mushroom, and onion terpenes from a complete...
by Cimarron Craft Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A legendary strain reimagined for Oklahoma's fictional cannabis hills. White ...
by Osage Hills Harvest
Upcoming (Imaginary) Events
These events are fictional. Dates are always in the future. Just like federal legalization.
7:00 PM
Sooner Green Dispensary
Hosted by: Sooner Premium Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Red Dirt Wellness Center
Hosted by: Red Dirt Rosin Works
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:30 PM
Tulsa Terp Shoppe
Hosted by: Green Country Gardens
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:30 PM
Oklahoma City Canna Club
Hosted by: Osage Extract Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:30 PM
Green Country Cannabis Co
Hosted by: Green Country Pre-Roll Collective
Admission: Free (imaginary)
8:00 PM
Norman Neighborhood Herb Co
Hosted by: Cherokee Ridge Cannabis Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:00 PM
Lawton Leaf Lounge
Hosted by: Wichita Mountains Herb House
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Edmond Elevation Dispensary
Hosted by: Sooner Sweet Edibles
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Broken Arrow Bud Bar
Hosted by: Sooner Shatter Labs
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:30 PM
Enid Elevated Gardens
Hosted by: Red Dirt Diamonds Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)