Lawton Liftoff Cannabis
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Lawton's second fictional dispensary, strategically located near imaginary Fort Sill to serve the dream cannabis needs of fictional soldiers.
17 Artillery Ave, Lawton, OK 73502
580-555-1717 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Dense, frosted Wedding Cake nugs as rocky and imaginary as the Wichita Mounta...
by Wichita Mountains Herb House
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Spicy and creative Jack Herer bred under Oklahoma's imaginary sunrise skies. ...
by Sooner Sunrise Flower House
Flower / Indica
THC 26.5%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Powerful indica as heavy as a fictional granite boulder from the Wichita Moun...
by Wichita Mountains Herb House
Flower / Indica
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Cookie-forward indica with a hint of Oklahoma morning warmth and zero actual ...
by Sooner Sunrise Flower House
Concentrate / Wax
THC 73.0%
$57.00 / 1g
Pungent Sour Diesel crumble from Cimarron's fictional BHO operation. Fuel-for...
by Cimarron Wax Co
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 73.0%
$74.00 / 1g
Cookie and coffee live resin from Biscotti starting material, extracted in a ...
by Wichita Mountains Live Resin Lab
Edibles / Beverage
THC 6.0%
$16.00 / 12oz can
Tart lemonade infused with fictional cannabis for a refreshing Oklahoma-style...
by Turner Falls Drink Works
Topicals / Salve
THC 6.0%
$42.00 / 2oz balm
All-natural trail balm from the fictional Wichita Mountains dispensary. For h...
by Wichita Mountains Salve Co