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Tulsa Terp Shoppe

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Tulsa's favorite fictional terpene emporium, where Green Country meets imaginary cannabis culture.

7 Wishful Way, Tulsa, OK 74103
918-555-0303 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Red Dirt OG Kush
Flower / Indica
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic OG Kush grown in fictional Red Dirt soil. Earthy, piney, and entirely...
by Red Dirt Cultivars
Green Country Gelato
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet and creamy Gelato grown in the fictional green hills of northeast Oklah...
by Green Country Gardens
Green Country Bud Granddaddy Purple
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Deep purple indica with grape and berry notes, grown fictionally in the green...
by Green Country Bud Company
Green Country Purple Punch
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Grape candy indica as sweet as northeast Oklahoma's fictional harvest. A punc...
by Green Country Gardens
Green Country Strawberry Cough
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.0%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic sativa with strawberry sweetness. Cough is imaginary; so is everythin...
by Green Country Bud Company
Green Country Hash GSC Bubble
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 62.0%
$58.00 / 1g
Ice water hash from fictional Green Country GSC, pressed into a rosin that sm...
by Green Country Hash House
Green Country Peach Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$24.00 / 10pk gummies
Peach-forward gummies from Green Country's fictional orchard. Northeast Oklah...
by Green Country Gummies
Green Country Apple Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
Crisp apple gummies from Green Country's imaginary orchard. Tulsa autumn capt...
by Green Country Gummies

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Oklahoma:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️