Stillwater Strain Station

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Stillwater's imaginary dispensary for OSU Cowboy fans who prefer their green in a jar rather than on a football field.

8 Cowboy Circle, Stillwater, OK 74074

405-555-1212 (not a real number)

Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Cimarron Craft GMO Cookies

Flower / Indica

THC 28.0%

$58.00 / 1/8 oz

Pungent GMO Cookies with garlic, mushroom, and onion terpenes from a complete...

by Cimarron Craft Cannabis

Cimarron Forbidden Fruit

Flower / Indica

THC 23.0%

$48.00 / 1/8 oz

Cherry, citrus, and tropical indica forbidden even in the imaginary Cimarron ...

by Cimarron Craft Cannabis

Wichita Mountains Edibles Trail Mix Cookie

Edibles / Baked Good

THC 18.0%

$35.00 / 4pk cookies

Oat, nut, and seed cookies infused with imaginary Wichita Mountains cannabis....

by Wichita Mountains Cookie Co

Cimarron Cone Zkittlez Blunt

Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt

THC 21.0%

$18.00 / 1 pre-roll

Fruity Zkittlez blunt in a tobacco-free wrap. Cimarron does blunts like Oklah...

by Cimarron Cone Co

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This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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Stillwater Strain Station

Products at This Fake Store

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