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Broken Arrow Bud Bar

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Broken Arrow's premier fictional cannabis boutique, serving imaginary pre-rolls and flower to the suburbs of Tulsa.

3 Fantasy Flats Rd, Broken Arrow, OK 74012
918-555-0606 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Cimarron Girl Scout Cookies
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.5%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
GSC grown along the fictional Cimarron River, with cookie sweetness and Oklah...
by Cimarron Valley Greens
Cimarron Craft GMO Cookies
Flower / Indica
THC 28.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Pungent GMO Cookies with garlic, mushroom, and onion terpenes from a complete...
by Cimarron Craft Cannabis
Cimarron AK-47
Flower / Hybrid
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Award-winning hybrid as potent as its namesake, grown fictionally in the wild...
by Cimarron Valley Greens
Cimarron Forbidden Fruit
Flower / Indica
THC 23.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Cherry, citrus, and tropical indica forbidden even in the imaginary Cimarron ...
by Cimarron Craft Cannabis
Cimarron Wax Blue Dream Badder
Concentrate / Wax
THC 72.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Creamy Blue Dream badder from Cimarron's fictional BHO lab. Smooth as the Okl...
by Cimarron Wax Co
Cimarron Wax Sour Diesel Crumble
Concentrate / Wax
THC 73.0%
$57.00 / 1g
Pungent Sour Diesel crumble from Cimarron's fictional BHO operation. Fuel-for...
by Cimarron Wax Co
Cimarron Dark Chocolate Bar
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 12.0%
$28.00 / 100mg bar
73% cacao chocolate infused with imaginary Cimarron cannabis. Prairie darknes...
by Cimarron Chocolate Company
Cimarron Milk Chocolate Bar
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 100mg bar
Creamy milk chocolate infused with imaginary Cimarron Valley cannabis. Smooth...
by Cimarron Chocolate Company

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Oklahoma:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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