Red Dirt Wellness Center
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
A fictional wellness destination in OKC serving imaginary Oklahoma-grown cannabis to the Sooner State's dream customers.
1 Legalize Way, Oklahoma City, OK 73103
405-555-0202 (not a real number)
Mon-Fri 10am-8pm, Sat-Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
A smooth hybrid with red dirt earthiness and blueberry notes. Imaginary but v...
by Sooner Premium Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic OG Kush grown in fictional Red Dirt soil. Earthy, piney, and entirely...
by Red Dirt Cultivars
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Premium Runtz with a candy profile and fictional Red Dirt terroir that doesn'...
by Red Dirt Reserve Farms
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Intensely energizing sativa with mango notes, grown in imaginary Red Dirt fie...
by Red Dirt Cultivars
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Miracle Alien Cookies phenotype with creamy citrus profile, cultivated on fic...
by Red Dirt Reserve Farms
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 68.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Cold-pressed rosin from fictional Red Dirt flower. Terp sauce as rich as Okla...
by Red Dirt Rosin Works
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 85.0%
$80.00 / 1g
THCA diamond crystals from MAC 1 starting material, mined from fictional Red ...
by Red Dirt Diamonds Co
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 69.0%
$68.00 / 1g
Citrus-bright Mimosa rosin cold-pressed from fictional Red Dirt Farms flower....
by Red Dirt Rosin Works