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Broken Arrow Botanical Bar

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Broken Arrow's botanical-themed fictional dispensary celebrating Oklahoma's rose festival heritage with imaginary cannabis flair.

18 Rose Garden Run, Broken Arrow, OK 74011
918-555-1818 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Cherokee Ridge Durban Poison
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Pure sativa with an anise-sweet profile grown on fictional Cherokee Ridge. Ve...
by Cherokee Ridge Cannabis Co
Cherokee Ridge Do-Si-Dos
Flower / Indica
THC 27.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Dense, frosty Do-Si-Dos from fictional Cherokee Ridge. Dance into relaxation ...
by Cherokee Ridge Cannabis Co
Cimarron Wax Blue Dream Badder
Concentrate / Wax
THC 72.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Creamy Blue Dream badder from Cimarron's fictional BHO lab. Smooth as the Okl...
by Cimarron Wax Co
Cherokee Concentrate Zkittlez Wax
Concentrate / Wax
THC 68.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Fruity Zkittlez wax from the Cherokee's fictional concentrate collective. Rai...
by Cherokee Concentrate Collective
Cimarron Dark Chocolate Bar
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 12.0%
$28.00 / 100mg bar
73% cacao chocolate infused with imaginary Cimarron cannabis. Prairie darknes...
by Cimarron Chocolate Company
Cherokee Sweet Shop Honey Chews
Edibles / Gummies
THC 8.0%
$20.00 / 10pk gummies
Honey-flavored soft chews inspired by Cherokee Country's imaginary wildflower...
by Cherokee Sweet Shop
Cimarron GSC King Cone
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 22.0%
$15.00 / 1 pre-roll
King-size GSC cone stuffed with imaginary Cimarron flower. Wide as the Oklaho...
by Cimarron Cone Co
Cherokee Fire Wedding Cake Blunt
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 24.0%
$20.00 / 1 pre-roll
Wedding Cake blunt wrapped in a tobacco-free wrap. Cherokee Fire makes imagin...
by Cherokee Fire Sticks

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Oklahoma:

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Contact Your US Senators

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