Enid Energy Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Enid's fictional energy sector cannabis shop where oil field workers come to imagine a world where both cannabis and petroleum coexist.

19 Petroleum Pkwy, Enid, OK 73703

580-555-1919 (not a real number)

Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Osage Lemon Haze

Flower / Sativa

THC 18.0%

$40.00 / 1/8 oz

Bright citrus sativa with lemon zest character, imagined in the rolling hills...

by Osage Nation Organics

Sooner Sweet Mango Gummies

Edibles / Gummies

THC 10.0%

$25.00 / 10pk gummies

Tropical mango gummies from Sooner Sweet's fictional candy kitchen. Oklahoma ...

by Sooner Sweet Edibles

Red Dirt Baked PB Cookies

Edibles / Baked Good

THC 22.0%

$32.00 / 4pk cookies

Peanut butter cookies as rich as fictional Oklahoma farmland. Baked with imag...

by Red Dirt Baked Goods

Osage Body Warming Salve

Topicals / Salve

THC 9.0%

$50.00 / 2oz salve

Warming salve with capsaicin and fictional cannabis for the Osage County imag...

by Osage Body Works

Osage Infused MAC 1 Blunt

Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt

THC 31.0%

$27.00 / 1 pre-roll

MAC 1 blunt with a distillate coating from Osage Infused. Miracle indeed — th...

by Osage Infused Blunt Co

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This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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Enid Energy Dispensary

Products at This Fake Store

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