Edmond Elevation Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Edmond's upscale imaginary cannabis boutique catering to fictional professionals with discerning taste in make-believe flower.

5 Highrise Hollow, Edmond, OK 73003

405-555-0808 (not a real number)

Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Sooner Shatter Gorilla Glue

Concentrate / Shatter

THC 75.0%

$60.00 / 1g

Glass-clear GG4 shatter that shatters like the dreams of Oklahoma cannabis re...

by Sooner Shatter Labs

Cimarron Milk Chocolate Bar

Edibles / Chocolate

THC 10.0%

$25.00 / 100mg bar

Creamy milk chocolate infused with imaginary Cimarron Valley cannabis. Smooth...

by Cimarron Chocolate Company

Sooner Soothe CBD Balm

Topicals / Balm

THC 5.0%

$40.00 / 2oz balm

Soothing cannabis balm with Oklahoma lavender and fictional beeswax. Apply to...

by Sooner Soothe Topicals

Sooner Soothe Recovery Patch

Topicals / Patch

THC 10.0%

$55.00 / 5pk patches

Transdermal patches delivering fictional Oklahoma cannabis directly through t...

by Sooner Soothe Topicals

Cimarron Apple Fritter Cone

Pre-rolled Joints / Regular

THC 24.0%

$15.00 / 1 pre-roll

Sweet Apple Fritter cone from Cimarron's fictional Oklahoma cone operation. B...

by Cimarron Cone Co

Satire Ends Here

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Advocacy Organizations

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⚠️ SATIRE DISCLOSURE

This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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Edmond Elevation Dispensary

Products at This Fake Store

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