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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️

Norman's Finest Herb Stop

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Norman's go-to fictional dispensary for Sooner fans who prefer their cannabis imaginary and their football real.

200 Sooner Blvd, Norman, OK 73069
405-555-0505 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Cherokee Gorilla Glue
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Sticky and resinous, this Gorilla Glue phenotype is said to have Cherokee her...
by Cherokee Highlands Flower Co
Osage Sour Diesel
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Fuel-forward sativa with imaginary Osage roots. Energizing and entirely ficti...
by Osage Nation Organics
Osage Lemon Haze
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Bright citrus sativa with lemon zest character, imagined in the rolling hills...
by Osage Nation Organics
Osage Nation Cereal Milk
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Creamy sweet hybrid like your childhood breakfast bowl, grown fictionally in ...
by Osage Nation Organics
Osage Extract Wedding Cake Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 70.0%
$75.00 / 1g
Flash-frozen Wedding Cake live resin as fresh as an Osage morning and as real...
by Osage Extract Co
Osage Extract Purple Punch Distillate
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 82.0%
$52.00 / 1g
Refined Purple Punch distillate from Osage Extract's imaginary molecular dist...
by Osage Extract Co
Osage Watermelon Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
Summer watermelon gummies as refreshing as an Osage County creek and as ficti...
by Osage Gummy Gardens
Osage Gummy Cherry Rings
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$23.00 / 10pk gummies
Bold cherry rings from Osage Gummy Gardens' fictional confectionery. Tart, sw...
by Osage Gummy Gardens

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Oklahoma:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️