Tulsa Terp Shoppe
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Tulsa's favorite fictional terpene emporium, where Green Country meets imaginary cannabis culture.
7 Wishful Way, Tulsa, OK 74103
918-555-0303 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic OG Kush grown in fictional Red Dirt soil. Earthy, piney, and entirely...
by Red Dirt Cultivars
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet and creamy Gelato grown in the fictional green hills of northeast Oklah...
by Green Country Gardens
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Deep purple indica with grape and berry notes, grown fictionally in the green...
by Green Country Bud Company
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Grape candy indica as sweet as northeast Oklahoma's fictional harvest. A punc...
by Green Country Gardens
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.0%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic sativa with strawberry sweetness. Cough is imaginary; so is everythin...
by Green Country Bud Company
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 62.0%
$58.00 / 1g
Ice water hash from fictional Green Country GSC, pressed into a rosin that sm...
by Green Country Hash House
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$24.00 / 10pk gummies
Peach-forward gummies from Green Country's fictional orchard. Northeast Oklah...
by Green Country Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
Crisp apple gummies from Green Country's imaginary orchard. Tulsa autumn capt...
by Green Country Gummies