Sooner Green Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Oklahoma City's most imaginary cannabis dispensary, located on a street that doesn't exist.
420 Phantom Blvd, Oklahoma City, OK 73102
405-555-0101 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
A smooth hybrid with red dirt earthiness and blueberry notes. Imaginary but v...
by Sooner Premium Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Sticky and resinous, this Gorilla Glue phenotype is said to have Cherokee her...
by Cherokee Highlands Flower Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A legendary strain reimagined for Oklahoma's fictional cannabis hills. White ...
by Osage Hills Harvest
Flower / Hybrid
THC 18.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical and uplifting hybrid as fun as the movie and as imaginary as Oklahom...
by Sooner Premium Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Dessert indica as warm and colorful as an Osage Hills sunset, viewed from a p...
by Osage Hills Harvest
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 75.0%
$60.00 / 1g
Glass-clear GG4 shatter that shatters like the dreams of Oklahoma cannabis re...
by Sooner Shatter Labs
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 65.0%
$70.00 / 1g
High-terpene OG Kush live sauce from Sooner Terp's imaginary extraction suite...
by Sooner Terp Extract Lab
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 76.0%
$62.00 / 1g
Vanilla cream shatter from Ice Cream Cake starting material. Shatter it like ...
by Sooner Shatter Labs