Oklahoma City Canna Club
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
OKC's fictional Bricktown-adjacent cannabis club, where sports fans and imaginary cannabis enthusiasts unite after every Thunder game.
6 Bricktown Blaze Blvd, Oklahoma City, OK 73104
405-555-1313 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-11pm, Sun 10am-9pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic indica as calming as a waterfall, as imaginary as Oklahoma's cannabis...
by Turner Falls Terp Farm
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Spicy and creative Jack Herer bred under Oklahoma's imaginary sunrise skies. ...
by Sooner Sunrise Flower House
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.5%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Fast-hitting hybrid as turbulent as a waterfall current, as fictional as our ...
by Turner Falls Terp Farm
Flower / Indica
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Cookie-forward indica with a hint of Oklahoma morning warmth and zero actual ...
by Sooner Sunrise Flower House
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 80.0%
$50.00 / 1g
Ultra-pure Runtz distillate from Turner Falls' imaginary refinement facility....
by Turner Falls Distillate Co
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 76.0%
$62.00 / 1g
Vanilla cream shatter from Ice Cream Cake starting material. Shatter it like ...
by Sooner Shatter Labs
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$18.00 / 12oz can
Sparkling cannabis water as clear as Turner Falls and as legal as your wildes...
by Turner Falls Drink Works
Topicals / Balm
THC 7.0%
$48.00 / 2oz balm
Joint-soothing balm with imaginary Cherokee botanical tradition and very real...
by Cherokee Calm Balm