Moore Magic Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Moore's most resilient fictional dispensary, built to withstand imaginary tornadoes and actual cannabis prohibition.
42 Tornado Alley, Moore, OK 73160
405-555-0909 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 19.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Fruity Zkittlez with Oklahoma rainbow energy. Taste the imaginary spectrum.
by Sooner State Haze Collective
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A legendary strain reimagined for Oklahoma's fictional cannabis hills. White ...
by Osage Hills Harvest
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet dessert hybrid with apple and cinnamon notes, baked in Oklahoma's ficti...
by Sooner State Haze Collective
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Dessert indica as warm and colorful as an Osage Hills sunset, viewed from a p...
by Osage Hills Harvest
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 65.0%
$70.00 / 1g
High-terpene OG Kush live sauce from Sooner Terp's imaginary extraction suite...
by Sooner Terp Extract Lab
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
Summer watermelon gummies as refreshing as an Osage County creek and as ficti...
by Osage Gummy Gardens
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 16.0%
$26.00 / 6pk caramels
Buttery caramels infused with imaginary Red Dirt cannabis. Sticky like Oklaho...
by Red Dirt Caramel Works
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$15.00 / 12oz can
Classic cola-flavored cannabis soda from Sooner State's fictional beverage di...
by Sooner State Lollipop Co