Midwest City Mile High Shop
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Midwest City's fictional dispensary for those who dream of cannabis as high-flying as the jets at nearby Tinker Air Force Base.
9 Contrail Court, Midwest City, OK 73110
405-555-1010 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.5%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
GSC grown along the fictional Cimarron River, with cookie sweetness and Oklah...
by Cimarron Valley Greens
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Premium Runtz with a candy profile and fictional Red Dirt terroir that doesn'...
by Red Dirt Reserve Farms
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 71.0%
$72.00 / 1g
Fresh-frozen Gelato live resin extracted from imaginary Wichita Mountains flo...
by Wichita Mountains Live Resin Lab
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 69.0%
$68.00 / 1g
Citrus-bright Mimosa rosin cold-pressed from fictional Red Dirt Farms flower....
by Red Dirt Rosin Works
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 20.0%
$32.00 / 4pk cookies
Cinnamon sugar cookies baked at imaginary Wichita Mountain altitude. Higher e...
by Wichita Mountains Cookie Co
Topicals / Salve
THC 8.0%
$52.00 / 2oz salve
Deep-penetrating imaginary salve for the fictional muscles of southwest Oklah...
by Wichita Mountains Salve Co
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 33.0%
$28.00 / 1 pre-roll
GG4 pre-roll infused with fictional Red Dirt live resin and rolled in kief. S...
by Red Dirt Infused Pre-Roll Lab
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 34.0%
$30.00 / 1 pre-roll
Skywalker OG infused blunt from Red Dirt's imaginary laboratory. May the OG b...
by Red Dirt Infused Pre-Roll Lab