Edmond Estate Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Edmond's most exclusive fictional dispensary, catering to imaginary affluent Oklahomans who demand the best in make-believe cannabis.
16 Gentry Glen, Edmond, OK 73025
405-555-1616 (not a real number)
Tue-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Award-winning hybrid as potent as its namesake, grown fictionally in the wild...
by Cimarron Valley Greens
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Miracle Alien Cookies phenotype with creamy citrus profile, cultivated on fic...
by Red Dirt Reserve Farms
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 68.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Cold-pressed rosin from fictional Red Dirt flower. Terp sauce as rich as Okla...
by Red Dirt Rosin Works
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 85.0%
$80.00 / 1g
THCA diamond crystals from MAC 1 starting material, mined from fictional Red ...
by Red Dirt Diamonds Co
Edibles / Gummies
THC 25.0%
$15.00 / 1 lollipop
A slow-dissolving strawberry pop infused with fictional Oklahoma cannabis. Lo...
by Sooner State Lollipop Co
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 14.0%
$28.00 / 6pk caramels
Oklahoma pecan caramels from the fictional Red Dirt confectionery kitchen. Nu...
by Red Dirt Caramel Works
Topicals / Salve
THC 8.0%
$48.00 / 2oz salve
Broad-spectrum salve for fictional Osage County relief seekers. Apply liberal...
by Osage Body Works
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 24.0%
$28.00 / 3pk pre-rolls
Three Wedding Cake pre-rolls for three imaginary occasions. Red Dirt does cel...
by Red Dirt Rollers